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Okay, 2 big event happened today. ROFL. Anyway,, let's starttttttttttt rollinggg. xD. LOL. Woke up. Big day,, time to go to cook. Went to Ya Shi house to cook. LOL. Super hot you know? Keep going into teh air-con room. ;P. LOL. Anyway,, I'll make this into a "conversation type" of writing, which will be easier to read. ;3. Rofl, so, then, we start preparing things, and Ya Shi was like,,

Y: Which one you all want to cut? Lengkuas, Lemon Grass, Shallots?
M: Each must do what?
Y: Lengkuas cut lor. Shallots fry + cut. Lemon Grass cut teh white part + peel only.
B: -snatch lemon grass-
M: Wa laoooooo, I WANT LEMON GRASS. BU YAO ZHE YANG LEH. LOL.
B: I WANT IT!
M: NUUUUU. -PULL OVER- xD
Y: ...?
Y: Nvm la bryan, she take that one, lols, then you do others? Lengkuas or Shallots.
B: Shallots still need fry, ma fan, lengkuas lor. -Is he a TOOOT? Lengkuas obviously so BIG, and FAT, stupid. That's why I didn't choose that-

Later, started on our jobs. So I'm like,, -peels lemon grass-, then I peel idk how much mah. Then I ask, need peel how much? Then they say, you say leh? Then I dk. I peeled the first piece. And then, I SPOT ANOTHER "PEELABLE" hole! So I was like, I peel again ar. And I peeled it. LOL. 2nd time. And I'm like, can anot? AND I SAW ANOTHER "PEELABLE" hole! Then I'm like saying to bryan,,

M: Eh,, STILL CAN PEEL LEH. PEEL SOMEMORE HOR?
B: NOOOOOO! If you keep peeling like this, what is left is NOTHING.

I LOL-ed. Right,, so I peeled twice each for teh lemon grass. ;P. LOL. And it looks,, like, it just slimmed. ROFL. > <. Later, we went to the cutting duties. And, Bryan was like, "HOW THE FCK DO I CUT THIS THING?" And he really have that face. LOL. I'm like, LOL! Then, he came to me, and was like,,

B: WA LAO, I WANT CHANGE WITH YOU!
M: NOOO, I DO HALF WAY ALREADY. GO DO YOUR LENGKUAS.
B: WA LAO, you cheater. Steal what I wanna do.
M: I lousier should let me do easier job RIGHT!

ONE HOUR LATER...
Bryan: HOW THE FCK DO I CUT THIS?!

ROFL??! I went to help him. And we both was like, stupidly cutting. IT WAS HILARIOUS. ROFL. I'm serious. ROFL. It's like,

M: -cutssssssssssssssssss- WA LAO EH, WON'T GO DOWN?!
B: GIMME LA, YOU HOLD THE LENGKUAS! -CUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS- -Nth much happen-

And we was like: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. YA SHI DO SOMETHINGGGGGGGGGGG!

And I think we kinda only FINISH CUTTING LENGKUAS IN 1 & 1/2 Hours. Later, then fry shallots. LOL. It was like, SUPER FUNNY.

Y: Eh, liddat can already anot?
B: Not enough. Fry moreee, need be more DARK!
M: -looks- STOP ALREADY LA. LOL, IT'S ALREADY BROWN.

Ya Shi actually IGNORED my advice. And in the end. Guess what? IT TURNED BLACK! NO, CHARCOAL BLACK! I tell you stop le. >.>. Tsk. Then, we keep talking about teh stupid lengkuas, cause it's stupid. >.> LOL. Later, placed the chicken into the boiling water, then you know Ya Shi dropped it like, HIGH. LOL. Then, I'm like,,

M: Eh, you can drop closer, later like the Shallow Hal liddat, SPLASH. LOL.
Y: LOL!

Blanched the noodles and bean sprout. LOL. Then, was like, cause when we hooked on the pot, the bean sprout everything drop out. ROFL. I'm like, ROFL ROFL?! Setted it aside. Went to prepare ingredients for grinding. Wa super lame. And we was like, HOW DO WE GRIND THIS LENGKUAS. It's like the size of a FIST. LOL. I'm like, wtf? Then, poured the ingredients for grinding. Then,, grinded. Ya Shi took over. LOL. Then I went to pass the ingredients to her. LOL. Then, LOL. I went to smell them, I ALMOST DIED! LOL. The smell is like OMFG. And the lemon grass is EPICLY smelly. LOL. Went to fry after grinding,, then, OBSTACLE AGAIN. Guess what?

Our ingredients to grind should be: Blablabla.
And we only put: Blablabl. DA FCK. WHERE IS OUR NUTMEG POWDER?! Then we was like, WTF?! LOL. Serious. LOL. Then, later, while frying throw it in. xD. xD. xD. Super LOL. Later,, took teh chicken out, shredded it. I think it's Ya Shi cousin come help. Then faster. ;3. Put everything in the pot. Later, slackkkkk, while wait for it to be cooked. LOL. Then gosh. I'm like slacking tgt with Bryan, at Ya Shi room while she go check the pot. Then I'm like,

M: Eh, bryan, why you do so little things one?!
B: WHERE GOT?!
M: I do ALOT you know? Cause of you la!
Y: -came in- You do ALOT?! OMG!
M: What, SERIOUSLY!
Y: What you do?
M: Cutting, all these.
Y: Ai ya, I admit you useful. Useful in screaming and going OMG.
M: NO LOR~~~~.
B: I must agree with Ya shi
M: You ass. >.>

Later, yay~. COOKED. WOO HOOO. EPIC. EPIC. Split into 2 bowls cause Bryan don't want. Then,, the soup left alot, and gave a bowl of soup to Bryan. Then, OMFG.

-Me and Bryan drank at the same time-
M & B: OMG. IT'S SUPER... BLAND!!!!
Y: O_O, -haven't drank-
Y: OMG!!! Too much water!
M: Wow, I'm practically drinking water.
B: WA LAO, THEN I HOW, I'M NOT GONNA DRINK THIS WHOLE BOWL OF SHIT!
Y: Sorry la, add too much water. -takes the bowl and pour away- LOL.

LOL. I'm like, ARGHHHH, I'll die of this, while I eat. SERIOUS. xD. LOL. Too bland. Then Ya Chin walked in, wanting to eat.

YC: -eats noodle- Not bad leh
YS: You sure anot?!
M: Later you drink the soup, you can just go crazy and walk away. I swear.
YC: -drinks soup- -speechless- -walks away-
YS: Tell you liao!
M: ROFL!

Anyway,, took picture of it. ;3.

Ya Shi's one. Look better, cause got shallots. I don't want it mah. ;P.

Mine. LOL. So much bean sprout. Stupid Ya Shi, she don't want pour everything to me. Damn her. LOL.

Look very nice hor? LOL, super BLAND soup, which destroy the whole dish. D;.

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Carnival

Okayy, went to the Carnival at around 3PM. ;P. Met with Su Yee who met with some of her E2 friends. ;P. Too lazy to listttt. Lala. LOL. Bought tickets. Gonna play. Then,, checked the prices of some of the rides. VERY FUN ONE, Fck it, $8. Rip us off one. Damn. >.>. Later, decided to go for Haunted House. LOL. $5. Still, ex. >.>. LOL. Then just go ba. LOL. Then, went inside. OMFG? SO LAME ONE? LOL. YOU KNOW I SCREAM FOR THE SAKE OF SCREAMING. Gawd? LOL. Like seriously. The haunted house is like, SO SHORT. >.> Teh fck? -.-". Anyway,, waited for Bernard they all come out. Then wa lame. Bernard explained that...

It's like so lame, then when the ghost scare them, they was like, ...? Then, Bernard scared back. So it's like, a chain of shouting. LOL. Then later, the ghost sian tiao, then move away. LOL. Then later, they continue on route. The ghost was going to scare them again, then, see them, then give the "..." look, and let them go. LOL. xD. ROFL?! STUPID MUCH. LOL. Later,, went to see anything to eat. Went to buy Candy Floss. ;3. $3. O_O. Another rip off. LOL. Then, Su Yee go line up, then I go drink water cooler first mah. Then,, Wa lao, COME BACK, THE CANDY FLOSS, BECOME SO LITTLE. LOL?! I pay for them first mah. WA LAO, I COME BACK, from 100% left 15%. DA FCK? I'm like, WTF?! Aren't we supposed to share. LOL? You asses. LOL. Later, Catherine came. ;3. LOL, being pulled away. LOL. Then followed Catherine lor. LOL. We went around sneaking into Olympus. Awhile only though. LOL. Nth do mah. ;P. LOL. Anyway,, short summary about the events we have there:

- Spin spin thing. [You stand in a circle sort of, then, the machine, will spin faster and higher]
- Viking. [The boat]
- Swinger. [You sit in it, and it swings?]
- Air-Balloon Jumper. [The inflated figurine, and you can jump on it one]
- Air Bubble. [You go inside this plastic, and they blow it up, and push you into a pool of water, so you will be like, somehow floating on water. ]
- Dunk the person. [You throw a ball at the target, then if hard enough, the person siting on the "see-saw" will drop down into a POOL of water.
- Car driver. [The kid sit in this car and it moves along a track? ]
- Horse Racing. [Where you try to throw balls into different holes, and when you score, a horse will move <<, and battle see who win. ]
- Lucky Draw
- Pony Ride [Where THERE IS ACTUALLY REAL HORSE. And a ride one it. ]
- Games Booth
- Food Booths [Candy Floss, Ice Cream, Hot Dogs, Satays, Kacha Puteh, Drinks, Donuts, and MORE]

LOL, epic much. Anyway, pictures. Abit only la. LOL.

See, the carnival. Got Pony Ride. A Black pony. xD. Say HIIII~. xD

A white pony. ;3. LOL. This pony later on, went angry, cause very tiring, kept walking. ;P.

LOL, SEE, I ENTERED THE BOYS TOILET AND EVEN TOOK A PICTURE, I'M TEH IMBA~

Guess what? It was actually a temporarily GIRLS TOILET. LOL!

Anyway, today ish FUN. ;3. LOL. And LOL, I only did 2 homeworks. Oh great, time to rush tmr. ;P.