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LOLs. Today,, ish pretty much a BAD day. And I meant [u]BAD[/u]. Woke up by my brother. And he was like, "you don't need to go to school meh?" Then I looked @ the time. 8.20AM. 8.20AM. 8.20AM! I'm totally like WTF. And I said "FUCK." OUT LOUD. Infront of my bro. LOLs. Pro enough. LOLs. Later,, RUSHED EVERYTHING. AND I MEANT, RUSHED. LOLs. Seriously,, chiong everything within 10min. LOLs. Then make until super OMG. Then before I go out of the house, I asked my brother how to walk to ZSS. LOLs. He's an ex-ZSS-ian. LOLs. Then he tell me how go, but he say LRT faster. I'm like, LOL? I already missed the last 8.30AM LRT to sch, if I take LRT, confirm late. Then I try my luck walk to ZSS. LOLs. Then,, cause 6 years I've been studying in Greenridge Pri, so walking there is not a problem. Then walk until there, saw some ZSS-ians. LOLS. Followed. And also,, I kinda remembered the route abit? LOLs. Since I walked home with Bernardette before, then I kinda remember. O_o. LOLs. Reached school, just nice 8.40AM. LOLs. Chiong up stairs put bag. LOLs. Blabla. Later,, assembly. LOLs. Then, English. LOLs. Sian-est. D;. LOLs. But watched this video abit,, nice? LOLs. Funneh in ways. Later, Science i think. LOLs. Learnt bout cells. Then Maths. LOLs. Mr Michael tell us copy corrections. Everything copy. Eeew? LOLs.

Copy liao also dk for what. LOLs. Luckily I do things fast. Then I go study HE in the meanwhile. LOL. Then suddenly,, Wei Jie, random much, suddenly, say bout me. I forgot what le. Then argue across the class. LOLS. It's like ROFL. And it goes something like that;;

WJ: You don't talk to me la!
Me: Is you want to talk to me one lor!
WJ: Don't talk so much la!
Me: You talk even more can?
WJ: Something bout hairs?
Me: You not much better than me.
WJ: I taller than you can? Don't talk so much
Me: Oh really meh? You are OBVIOUSLY shorter.
WJ: NO LOR. I TALLER. God says so.
Me: Yea, you just got deceived by the God, which is ME. LOLs.

ROFL much? LOL. Then Mr Michael was like, "Vice-Chairman. *Ahem*" LOLs. I'm like, "Yes, what? -innocent face-". LOLs. It's stupiddddd. Blehhh~. LOLs. Later, recess. O_O. Ate and got tested by Bao Fei. LOLs. I take a long time to answer,, but I kinda know how to do. LOLs. Then later I test her,, she like EVERYTHING ALSO DK. LOL? LOL? LOL? much? LOLs. Epic fail. Then later, HE test. LOLs. O_O. Not that bad. LOLs. I almost dk how spell Menstruation and spelled it as "Menstration" at first. LOL. Then I change. LOLs. Luckyyy. ;P. LOLs. Later, went down to Kitchen. Then Mdm Zarina sorted out the register number. Then cause I no partner mahh,, cause Carlos MIA @ USA. Then,, it's like, wtf. Cause this is what the speech;
Z represent the teacher.

Z: Rasyid with Batrisyia
Z: Darren with Gerlynn
Z: -goes on until...-
Z: Ya Shi with Bryan
Z: Minru with Carlos.
Me: But Carlos go USA leh~.
Me: Then how?
Z: -hesistate abit-
Z: Then you permanent no partner.

"THEN YOU PERMANENT NO PARTNER." This phrase just totally send me into a loud "WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" outta my mouth. How 'cool' can it gets? >.>. I'm like, WTF to the MAX. -.-". LOLS. PERMANENTLY NO PARTNER, YEA, I'M PROBABLY GONNA DIE OF THIS. I SUCK @ COOKING. I MUST ADMIT THIS. -.-". Then later, Darren come partner me FOR TODAY ONLY. -.-". Cause Gerlynn nv come. WA SIAN. No partner. PERMANENT. WTF IS GOOD BOUT THIS. Everyone was like, good leh. I'm like; -yea "good"- >.>

Later,, cooked Popiah. During the preparation, Me and Darren COOK SO SLOW. As in cutting, etc. We both like idiots liddat. D;. Especially me. > <. Then SUPER slow. I MEANT SUPER. LOLs. People frying CURRY POTATO + MEAT + GARLIC + ONION. What we doing? Cutting POTATO + GARLIC + ONION. So 'cool'~. LOLs. And I felt so guilty can? LOLs. But seriously. Wa later, we chiong like siao. Especially me, cause got this time went to see teacher do the steps. I kinda like POUR EVERYTHING OUT, so fast. Then handle things everything chiong. LOLS. Make until we super catching up. LOLs. Seriously. O_O. It's like, VROOM. LOLs. Not vehicles la, but well you get the idea. ROFL.

Later,, CAUGHT UP. HOW FREAKING FAST CAN WE GET. LOLS. Went to the main table, looked @ Mdm Zarina how she wrap the popiah. LOLs. Then,, Conor keep doing stupid stunts. LOLs. Then I'm like @ the side. Then, a little stupid hilarious stuff happened;;

Conor: -wants to steal the ready-made popiah-
Z: -hits the hand-
Me: -laughs-
Conor: I just want check only la. -acts-
Z: Hehe. Very funny.
Me: Obviously sia you idiot. LOLs.
Z: Ya la, he like retarded sia.

SERIOUSLY. SHE SAID THAT. HAH.
CONOR IS A RETARDED, RETARDED, RETARDED.
CONOR IS A RETARDED,
SUPER RETARDED. YAY.

LOL. You get it? There's this song,, I just altered the lyrics. Oh nvm if you don't get it, I can't blame you for having a low IQ. LOLs. But I did actually had fun in the Kitchen today. ;3. LOLs. And later, went back classroom for Lifeskills. Then I'm like so happy. And I said aloud:

"I'M SO HAPPY, THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I'M NOT THE LAST TO COME BACK FROM THE KITCHEN."

And it sent Ya Shi they all LOL. Seriously. It's so funneh. LOLs. ;X. LOLs. But yea, everytime I last one lor~~. SO UNFAIR. But whatever. LOLs. Also,, later, after lifeskills. Went together with Xuan Kai after Mr Ong to take boxes. LOLs. For Donation Drive. Then it's like OMG. Cause Mr Ong went to the Printing Room. Then asked the aunt, if got any unwanted boxes. And THERE'S THIS ANOTHER CONVERSATION WHICH SENT ME AND XK LOL. Seriously. And sorries,, today just have TOO MUCH conversation to send ppl LOL. Don't mind.

Aunt: How many boxes you need?
Ong: One enough le.
Aunt: -takes out an A3 SIZE BIG BOX-
Ong: Wa~~, so pretty hor, so big~.
Aunt: Of Course la, need give pretty one to you mah. You are so handsome, it's like naturally meant for you.

LOL? LOL? HANDSOME. OMG. I can't stop giggling. LOLs. Xk also. Seriously. LOLs. Oh well,, LOOK @ MY POPIAH. I PWNS. OWNAGE. LOLs.

IT PWNS. Oh and,, can you see a layer of YELLOW OIL? ROFL. ;D