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Wow, just a short post. I was watching Hot Shot yesterday when my brother saw a beetle. And it that night was like so damn lame! Why? Cause... when he go out to get toilet papers to catch it, he saw a COCKROACH! Wth? LOLs. Then he saw a lizard. LOLs? Insects all around. ROFL! Then cause my brother also scared of cockroach, and the cockroach ish @ a corner, hard to catch. Then he waited. Gosh, he told me that the cockroach is like so pathetic, cause it went walking so slowly and the feelers kept moving around, and it went, -sensing- Got food? No food. -Walks- -sense- Got food? No food. Damn stupid! In the end, when my brother finished waiting and ready to catch, the cockroach only moved not more than 1 metre. FAILED! EPIC FAIL! LOLs! Then, my brother, took a shoe from the bathroom. O_O, and slam on it. Then, cause the shoe is wet, then when slammed, got water come out. Then my brother thought is juice from cockroach. ROFL! Then, he went off, then when came back, saw the cockroach come out of the shoe. GOSH! My brother went smacking it lurh. LOLs! Then when headshot-ed. He took the pesticide and spray. Haha! Insect killer. ;P